Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal

Get On Your Knees

In hell the beer is

never cold enough,

the music is not

loud enough, and a

kiss gives you herpes.

What did you expect,

the royal treatment?

Get on your knees and

crawl through the sharpest

glass, the hottest coal,

and remember what

you did to get here.

Enjoy your beer on

earth, turn up the rock

n’ roll. It will not

get better than this.

Kiss the one you love

and mean it. The sharp

glass and hot coals are

being made for you.

The Starman Sings Aloud 

Bring the lights down low.

Lean back and enjoy the show.

Hear the cat go rock n’ roll.

Hear the back beat and the flow.

It’s a cosmic jive, you know.

And the starman sings aloud.

He meets us halfway in a cloud.

It’s a meeting of blown minds.

And the starman signs aloud.

He sings with all his soul.

It’s the only way he knows how.

He reaches highs and lows.

He lets it all out

as we dance and boogie.

Someone tried to copy him.

Someone else copied him too.

There was two and then two more.

They all tried to look like him.

There was a sparkle to their madness.

It is a fright and a  delight to see.

And the starman sings aloud.

He meets us half way in a cloud.

It’s a meeting of blown minds.

And the starman signs aloud.

He sings with all his soul.

It’s the only way he knows how.

He reaches highs and lows.

He lets it all out

as we dance and boogie.

And he sings la, la, la, la.

And we sing la, la, la, la.

Soulmate 

My soulmate is in the next room.   He does not want to be disturbed.  Once he finds out you are keeping me from him all hell is going to break loose.  You see my soulmate has been around for a long, long time.  The Rolling Stones wrote a song about him.  It was a smash back when rock n’ roll ruled the airwaves.  I should not keep my soulmate waiting.  I am in heat, and I am ready to have his baby.  Someone will need to rule the world when hell freezes over.  I have it on good authority that global warming is a sham.  My soulmate knows all about global warming.  He invented it.  But the global warming the scientists are talking about is an uneducated guess.  My soulmate is resting right now.  He is getting himself prepared for our union.  I am not kidding.  You better let me go before it is too late for you and the unbelievers.  I am not delusional.  I am not paranoid.  My soulmate loves me.  I gave him my soul.  I will give him a child.